The good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong body, a good right arm, and a weak mind.
Hard work without talent is a shame, but talent without hard work is a tragedy.
You shouldn't presume that all quotes that are in a magazine or a newspaper are accurate.
They talk about conscription as a democratic institution. Yes; so is a cemetary.
I don't cringe when I think of doing old material. A lot of the people have been with me through the years.
It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.
In our seeking for economic and political progress, we all go up - or else we all go down.
The fortified towns of the Hurons were all on the side exposed to Iroquois incursions.
We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.
The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.
With network shows, writers can be so protective of every syllable.
But Satan now is wiser than of yore, and tempts by making rich, not making poor.
It's just such a pleasure to bring a talent you respect to the world.
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
Well actually, we are working on the live album from the shows in Japan. I'm trying to get that finished.
The metaphor of Exodus is one that has dogged the Jews from the outset. Their very success attracts resentment.
No matter who the characters are, you can strip them down and find small universal truths.
When a guy knocks ya down, never get up unless he's gonna kill ya.
It doesn't matter what you do for 45 minutes, it's what you do the last three minutes.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?