Random Quotes

I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'

Demetri Martin American Comedian

I was one of the founders in, in that, the three of us all had the, had the founder's stock.

Arthur Rock American Businessman

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Dennis Ritchie American Scientist

It is not in the pursuit of happiness that we find fulfillment, it is in the happiness of pursuit.

Denis Waitley American Writer

It's amazing what ordinary people can do if they set out without preconceived notions.

Ben Stein American Actor

I can't compare quarterbacks as apples and oranges in my mind because everybody's in a different system.

John Elway American Athlete

As nations can not be rewarded or punished in the next world they must be in this.

George Mason American Statesman

My biggest worry is I'm running out of time and energy. Thirty years ago I thought 10 years was a really long time.

Dean Kamen American Inventor

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Joey Adams American Comedian

Tell me to what you pay attention and I will tell you who you are.

Jose Ortega y Gasset Spanish Philosopher

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason.

Blaise Pascal French Philosopher

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

Trey Parker American Artist

Matrimony; the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.

Heinrich Heine German Poet

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

Amy Sedaris American Actress

If a pitcher sees you fiddling with the bat, he'll stall until your arms are tired before you even get a chance to hit.

Paul Waner American Athlete

Within reasonable limits, a professional player should keep busy at music.

Teddy Wilson American Musician

Americans are paying for our lack of an energy policy with their jobs and out of their pocketbooks.

Bob Beauprez American Politician

In between that time, I've done book narrating, you know, books on tape for Dove Audio.

Juice Newton American Musician

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

Charles Pierce American Entertainer

I was very happy sitting alone at a dining room table, writing a script.

Conrad Hall American Artist