Know how to drive safely when it's raining or when it's snowing. The two conditions are different.
I found that if I got up on the stage to entertain the troops I could make them shut up and look.
A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders.
Thomas was my true name but everyone knew me as Mick, except my mother, who knew me as definitely Michael.
Look at television and how comparatively few minorities are out there.
I'm playing to the sort of people who like the same records.
A large nose is in fact the sign of an affable man, good, courteous, witty, liberal, courageous, such as I am.
We cannot pretend that reality is different from what it is.
The mystery of existence is the connection between our faults and our misfortunes.
The life expectancy is much longer today than it was when Social Security was created.
Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible.
It is only too easy to make suggestions and later try to escape the consequences of what we say.
What has destroyed every previous civilization has been the tendency to the unequal distribution of wealth and power.
In those days, even as a boy, I watched some people that I knew were living way beyond their means.
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
If my life were a song the title would be 'The Comeback Kid.'
The Lord prefers common looking people. That is why he made so many of them.
Lyndon Johnson, as majority leader of the United States Senate, he made the Senate work.
Anyone who wants to run has to be a Jimmy Swaggart, minus the default.
Mr. Clinton better watch out if he comes down here. He'd better have a bodyguard.