Random Quotes

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

Mark Twain American Author

There is nothing like playing for the team you grew up rooting for.

Milton Bradley American Inventor

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

Bern Williams

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Nicolas Chamfort French Writer

Intellects whose desires have outstripped their understanding.

Friedrich August von Hayek Austrian Economist

We must get beyond textbooks, go out into the bypaths... and tell the world the glories of our journey.

John Hope

Those who are incapable of committing great crimes do not readily suspect them in others.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld French Writer

No, I'm not a horse better. Every once in a while somebody will give me a sure thing and of course it's not.

M. Emmet Walsh American Actor

Children love secret club houses. They love secrecy even when there's no need for secrecy.

Donna Tartt American Novelist

Most people ignore most poetry because most poetry ignores most people.

Adrian Mitchell British Poet

It's dangerous to get too far from what they identify you with.

Jimmy Rushing American Musician

Two hours is about as long as any American can wait for the close of a baseball game, or anything else for that matter.

Al Spalding American Athlete

I didn't work on the killing floor. I worked in the section where you break the meat down and package it.

Marg Helgenberger American Actress

What's become of "yes we can?" That's easy. Finally people are starting to read the bills.

Tom C. Korologos American Diplomat

I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same.

Valentino Rossi Italian Athlete

What is nice about this sport is that I am responsible for most everything.

Sergei Bubka Athlete

Psychology which explains everything explains nothing, and we are still in doubt.

Marianne Moore American Poet

It's a good question, because to be believable is the only way that you could be successful.

Tanya Tucker American Musician

I'm thrilled at the moment because our audiences, you know, they... the demographic is 50% male.

Graeme Murphy Australian Dancer

Because of my faith and my imagination, I was able to enjoy my childhood, even though it was tough.

Donna Brazile American Politician