Random Quotes

There's an awful lot of terrible television which I could do, but I mostly stick to Have I Got News for You.

Ian Hislop Welsh Editor

In between that time, I've done book narrating, you know, books on tape for Dove Audio.

Juice Newton American Musician

Prediction? The Democrats will win. I think it will be a close win, both for the House and for the Senate.

John Dingell American Politician

Rejoicing in our joy, not suffering over our suffering, makes someone a friend.

Friedrich Nietzsche German Philosopher

Age is not all decay; it is the ripening, the swelling, of the fresh life within, that withers and bursts the husk.

George MacDonald Scottish Novelist

Dance is very, very old. With Louis XIV at Versailles is where ballet started.

Neve Campbell Canadian Actress

There is nothing more foolish, nothing more given to outrage than a useless mob.

Herodotus Greek Historian

I pulled the plug on it at a time that I thought was right for me to exit.

Julius Erving American Athlete

There is no flag large enough to cover the shame of killing innocent people.

Howard Zinn American Historian

No place affords a more striking conviction of the vanity of human hopes than a public library.

Samuel Johnson English Author

I don't care what you say about me. Just spell the name right.

Gene Sarazen American Athlete

I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.

Clarence Darrow American Lawyer

When I started the business, I hardly went home. I became very driven about work and about my career.

Calvin Klein American Designer

Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to the North Pole by dog team. There will be too much open water.

Will Steger American Environmentalist

I do take my work seriously and the way to do that is not to take yourself too seriously.

Alan Rickman British Actor

My biggest challenge was to make sure that the songs I did were who I am.

Justin Timberlake American Musician

My favorite film is Gene Tierney and Tyrone Power in The Razor's Edge.

Terence Stamp British Actor

My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.

Emo Philips American Comedian

You can't hold the record forever, and I know that. I'm not stupid.

Janet Jackson American Musician

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

Steven Wright American Comedian