Random Quotes

The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.

Victor Garber Canadian Actor

I just sort of wish people would dance differently. It reminds me of teenage sex.

Laurie Anderson American Musician

Impossibilities are merely things of which we have not learned, or which we do not wish to happen.

Charles W. Chesnutt American Novelist

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Dolly Parton American Musician

I once wanted to be a personage. Now I am comfortable being a person.

Anna Quindlen American Journalist

And then, when I left Princeton in the middle of my sophomore year, I went into the navy.

Harry Mathews American Author

The reason that there are so few good books written is that so few people who write know anything.

Walter Bagehot English Author

Now, being a science fiction writer, when I see a natural principle, I wonder if it could fail.

Rudy Rucker American Scientist

It's wonderful to climb the liquid mountains of the sky. Behind me and before me is God and I have no fears.

Helen Keller American Author

The one lesson I have learned is that there is no substitute for paying attention.

Diane Sawyer American Journalist

My only obligation is to keep myself and other people guessing.

Jude Law British Actor

It's people who are repressed and cannot express their fears that are dangerous.

Julie Taymor American Director

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Dolly Parton American Musician

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Gilbert K. Chesterton English Writer

If you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you catch the tiger's cub?

Ban Chao Chinese Soldier

I love Gibsons, and Nationals, too. There's something magical about them.

Mark Knopfler British Musician

A man can believe a considerable deal of rubbish, and yet go about his daily work in a rational and cheerful manner.

Norman Douglas British Writer

Never does the human soul appear so strong as when it foregoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury.

Edwin Hubbel Chapin American Clergyman

If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.

Henny Youngman American Comedian

My goal is to be the undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World.

Evander Holyfield American Athlete