Random Quotes

I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

Ray Romano American Actor

I am quite unsatisfied by the distinctions between the oral and literate.

David Antin American Poet

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.

Paul Harvey American Journalist

I learned about machinery, I learned how men behaved under pressure, and I learned about Americans.

Herman Wouk American Novelist

Fashion is something barbarous, for it produces innovation without reason and imitation without benefit.

George Santayana American Philosopher

They weren't great pictures, but they were fun, and they really represented that period of time well.

Frankie Avalon American Actor

I painted one dining room red and I must say, the conversation became very heated in that room.

Amanda Pays

Yes, for my undergrad I majored in Criminal Justice and minored in Political Science and English.

Matthew McGrory American Actor

A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.

Tennessee Williams American Dramatist

I think the hardest thing is losing weight. That's the hardest thing more than anything else.

Aretha Franklin American Musician

What can be indissoluble if a perpetual Union, made more perfect, is not?

Salmon P. Chase American Politician

Any affectation whatsoever in dress implies, in my mind, a flaw in the understanding.

Lord Chesterfield British Statesman

Actually punching is a mistake; a heavy hitter will cut you with one shot.

Alexis Arguello Nicaraguan Athlete

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.

Steven Wright American Comedian

Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously.

Alton Brown American Entertainer

Talent is a matter of quantity. Talent does not write on page, it writes three hundred.

Jules Renard French Dramatist

Build into each budget the cost of hiring and don't lump yourself with capital investment.

Ann Macbeth English Author

The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.

Lord Chesterfield British Statesman

It is a great act of cleverness to be able to conceal one's being clever.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld French Writer

People who demand neutrality in any situation are usually not neutral but in favor of the status quo.

Max Eastman American Author