Random Quotes

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Steven Wright American Comedian

A job should employ God-given talents in a way that glorifies Him.

Marvin Olasky American Educator

They didn't have the money to keep Christopher Lee long enough to play his scenes with me.

Herbert Lom Czechoslovakian Actor

You need people who can walk their companies into the future rather than back them into the future.

Warren G. Bennis Psychologist

The consideration of change over the century is about loss, though I think that social change is gain rather than loss.

Penelope Lively English Author

The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows.

Buddha Leader

Some people have greatness thrust upon them. Very few have excellence thrust upon them.

John W. Gardner American Educator

You're gonna laugh when I tell you this, man, but I'm starting to enjoy Eminem.

Alan Vega American Musician

Everybody really needs to laugh... If you don't laugh, you're not going to live long.

Paul Rodriguez Mexican Comedian

Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people.

Carl Jung Swiss Psychologist

If the Bible had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it.

William Jennings Bryan American Lawyer

I've always been clear, I support the traditional definition of marriage.

Stephen Harper Canadian Politician

I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth.

Liza Minnelli American Actress

He who aspires to paradise should learn to deal with people with kindness.

Abu Bakr

I'm not a betting woman, but I have $50 on Secretariat with an old director friend of mine.

Shirley Booth American Actress

Most nights I end up wearing a wife beater T-shirt and boxers.

Jessica Alba American Actress

When you can't remember why you're hurt, that's when you're healed.

Jane Fonda American Actress

There's that old adage about how there's only seven plots in the world and Shakespeare's done them all before.

Terri Windling American Artist

Everyone sees they cannot well live asunder, nor many together, without some rule to which all must submit.

Algernon Sydney English Politician

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed.

Chuck Palahniuk American Novelist