Random Quotes

For all of those willing to help me start a family, I am flattered. I will let you know when I need your help.

Paula Abdul American Musician

The commencement speech is not, I think, a wholly satisfactory manifestation of our culture.

John Kenneth Galbraith American Economist

There's room for the Gap, but the joy of dressing is an art.

John Galliano British Designer

This house better get cleaned up in six months. The swamp is going to have to be drained pretty quickly.

Ron Wyden American Politician

We shot ten minutes of the movie, and now we're looking for completion funds.

Ed Wood American Director

Listen, I'm out of this system, man, I'm out... I'm doing better than ever. I couldn't be more happy.

Aimee Mann American Musician

It would have been the equivalent of Jackson Pollock's attempts to copy the Sistine Chapel.

Malcolm Cowley American Critic

I would never play any role in anything that involves the United Nations for obvious reasons.

Kojo Annan Swiss Celebrity

I think this is what hooks one to gardening: it is the closest one can come to being present at creation.

Phyllis Theroux

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.

Alphonse Allais French Writer

I really enjoy writing novels. It's like the ocean. You can just build a boat and take off.

Denis Johnson German Writer

Even then, Vanderbilt was the premiere place for clinical pharmacology.

Alastair Wood

There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.

Sylvia Plath American Poet

I've had this sneaking feeling throughout the game that it's there to be won.

Ron Atkinson British Athlete

Getting your screenplay right is the most important thing you'll ever do on your film.

Yahoo Serious Australian Director

It's just too egotistical to think that we are the only lifeform in the universe.

Kathleen Quinlan American Actress

Lately I've been listening to some classical music again, some jazz.

Alan Vega American Musician

The technical is not just the machinery. The technical is a disposition to life.

Leon Kass American Educator

We give advice, but we cannot give the wisdom to profit by it.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld French Writer

It took us in this country 11 years to get from the Declaration of Independence to the Constitution.

Mitch McConnell American Politician