It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them.
Smiles, tears, of all my life! - and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death.
Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note.
For a writer, life is always too short to write. I will just try my best during what remains of my life.
The English approach to ideas is not to kill them, but to let them die of neglect.
I come from a very non-accepting family, but I'm very accepting.
The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven.
When a system is stable, telling the worker about mistakes is only tampering.
I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.
The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.
It draws you in and creates pictures, so what I do is almost like a talking story book.
But I like not these great success of yours; for I know how jealous are the gods.
The freer that women become, the freer men will be. Because when you enslave someone, you are enslaved.
There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature.
I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework.
Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.
Noah and his family were the only loyal and obedient subjects to the legal power: they alone were saved.
I was painfully initiated into boxing, because the guys I fought were a lot bigger than me.
The whole order of things is as outrageous as any miracle which could presume to violate it.