Random Quotes

As a former mayor, I know that local governments must have control over land use decisions.

Elton Gallegly American Politician

My dressing table was willed to me, with some of my furniture.

Alicia Markova English Dancer

If you are possessed by an idea, you find it expressed everywhere, you even smell it.

Thomas Mann German Writer

Man is the only creature that strives to surpass himself, and yearns for the impossible.

Eric Hoffer American Writer

I will not cut my film because, because, because, because of the Wonderful Wizard of Oz.

Emir Kusturica Serbian Director

Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It's more often a succession of jerks.

Jean Rhys English Novelist

Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis.

Mike Judge American Producer

I think it's nice for women to try to be sexy for their man.

Salma Hayek Mexican Actress

If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.

Charles Barkley American Athlete

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

Robin Williams American Comedian

Each of us needs something - food, liquor, pot, whatever - to help us survive. Dracula needs blood.

Frank Langella American Actor

Growing old's like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.

Anthony Powell British Novelist

To connect with the great river we all need a path, but when you get down there there's only one river.

Matthew Fox

We live, I think, in the century of science and, perhaps, even in the century of physics.

Polykarp Kusch German Scientist

One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.

James Earl Jones American Actor

The Christian religion, though scattered and abroad will in the end gather itself together at the foot of the cross.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe German Poet

The writer of stories or of novels settles on men and imitates them; he exhausts the possibilities of his characters.

Salvatore Quasimodo Italian Author

Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.

Shelley Berman American Comedian

I wish I could have known earlier that you have all the time you'll need right up to the day you die.

William Wiley American Soldier

There's something liberating about not pretending. Dare to embarrass yourself. Risk.

Drew Barrymore American Actress