Random Quotes

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.

Paul Harvey American Journalist

I go the VA Hospital when I have a problem and the doctor jumps on me.

R. Lee Ermey American Soldier

We cannot pretend that reality is different from what it is.

Adolfo Aguilar Zinser Mexican Diplomat

Nature is the master of talents; genius is the master of nature.

J. G. Holland American Novelist

The consideration of change over the century is about loss, though I think that social change is gain rather than loss.

Penelope Lively English Author

We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we will always be free.

Ronald Reagan American President

Our officers and men behaved like men who are determined to be free.

Anthony Wayne American Soldier

The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the battlefield.

Dwight D. Eisenhower American President

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.

William Osler Canadian Scientist

Acting must be scaled down for the screen. A drawing room is a lot smaller than a theatre auditorium.

Arthur Lowe British Actor

There are no moral phenomena at all, but only a moral interpretation of phenomena.

Friedrich Nietzsche German Philosopher

May I kiss you then? On this miserable paper? I might as well open the window and kiss the night air.

Franz Kafka Austrian Novelist

I always tell people I'm running against two Democrats, one that admits it and one that does not.

Marco Rubio American Politician

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

Walter Winchell American Journalist

You don't have to leave the world to be holy and grow closer to the Holy One.

Johannes Tauler German Theologian

My entire soul is a cry, and all my work is a commentary on that cry.

Nikos Kazantzakis Greek Writer

I'm working on a very long series of paintings based on desert folklore.

Terri Windling American Artist

Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?

Rush Limbaugh American Entertainer

Deep Throat is a guy who could have your files and mine in his trust.

Chuck Colson American Lawyer

I don't think any novelist should be concerned with literature.

Jacqueline Susann American Author