Random Quotes

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

Navjot Singh Sidhu Indian Entertainer

Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice.

Barbra Streisand American Actress

But I found that being an artist and doing accurate work is very difficult.

Alan Bean American Astronaut

Actually, I've had very little classical training, although I love listening to classical music very much.

Benny Green British Musician

The search for truth is not a trade by which a man can support himself; for a priest it is a supreme peril .

Alfred Loisy French Clergyman

To others we are not ourselves but performers in their lives cast for a part we do not even know we are playing.

Elizabeth Bibesco British Poet

Keep every promise you make and only make promises you can keep.

Anthony Hitt American Businessman

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see.

F. Scott Fitzgerald American Author

It doesn't matter how successful you are in this business, it's tough to get through the next door.

Kevin Sorbo American Actor

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC.

Andy Grove Hungarian Businessman

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

Joel Rosenberg American Author

Rising health care spending occurs because it is beneficial, not a burden on the economy.

Robert Hall English Clergyman

When I got my first glimpse of Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, my breath caught. In that single instant, he was Wolverine.

Len Wein American Cartoonist

The message here is you cannot, under any circumstances, throw an object at an official. You just cannot do it.

Stu Jackson American Coach

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

Steven Wright American Comedian

I will not be in the position of having management dictated to by labor.

Charles M. Schwab American Businessman

An astounding thing is that, almost every single week, I have met someone from my past.

Michael Aspel British Journalist

Mankind, when left to themselves, are unfit for their own government.

George Washington American President

I've never worked for the sake of working. There's probably enough crap out there for me not to add to it.

Judy Davis Australian Actress

If civilians are going to be killed, I would rather have them be their civilians than our civilians.

Stuart Symington American Businesman