If Ted Williams just tip his cap once he could be elected Mayor of Boston in five minutes.
You know, people can't fall in love with me just because I'm good at what I do.
By the end of the week, if I'm still alive, I get to write whatever I want about it all.
Rescue someone unwilling to look after himself, and he will cling to you like a dangerous illness.
The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition.
I'm basically for the whole year just traveling with three suitcases.
Three events. Three gold medals. I was news, big news, in the sports world.
I think each player and myself live things differently because I have no physical effort to make.
The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been anointed.
All other ways of mortification are vain, all helps leave us helpless, it must be done by the Spirit.
People have set that up as a standard, not to recognize a prophet in his own country.
I think it's really unfortunate that academics have been sidelined in most important policy debates.
I like anything that is like an obstruction, something that I have to act through is good.
International relationships are preordained to be clumsy gestures based on imperfect knowledge.
Nannies love working in our house because they never know who's gonna walk through the door.
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
No man thinks there is much ado about nothing when the ado is about himself.
Thaw with her gentle persuasion is more powerful than Thor with his hammer. The one melts, the other breaks into pieces.
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
Although it's easy to forget sometimes, a share is not a lottery ticket... it's part-ownership of a business.