Random Quotes

Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.

William Glasser American Psychologist

We in Congress stand by Israel. In Congress, we speak with one voice on the subject of Israel.

Nancy Pelosi American Politician

If, at the limit, you can rule without crime, you cannot do so without injustices.

Emile M. Cioran Romanian Philosopher

I'm floored that the House leadership would turn its back on job creation for Mississippians.

Haley Barbour American Politician

How one handles success or failure is determined by their early childhood.

Harold Ramis American Actor

Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Hedy Lamarr Austrian Actress

A little kingdom I possess, where thoughts and feelings dwell; And very hard the task I find of governing it well.

Louisa May Alcott American Novelist

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

Edward Abbey American Author

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them.

Jack Kerouac American Novelist

Everyone wants that sense of fulfilling a purpose in some way.

Scott Wolf American Actor

The New Age? It's just the old age stuck in a microwave oven for fifteen seconds.

James Randi Canadian Entertainer

I despise simplicity. It is the negation of all that is beautiful.

Norman Hartnell British Designer

You'd never have a motorcycle policeman out on the Indian reservation.

Alex Cox British Director

If someone were to think that trees are made to support the sky, they would all seem too short.

Franz Grillparzer Austrian Poet

I'm surprised that I actually pulled off the recording, getting all those people at the same time.

Link Wray American Musician

It is the function of creative man to perceive and to connect the seemingly unconnected.

William Plomer

The people are hungry: It is because those in authority eat up too much in taxes.

Lao Tzu Chinese Philosopher

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives.

Walter Lippmann American Journalist

From seeds of his body blossomed the flower that liberated a people and touched the soul of a nation.

Jesse Jackson American Activist

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train.

Robbie Coltrane Scottish Actor