If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day.
Women must try to do things as men have tried. When they fail their failure must be but a challenge to others.
Real poverty is less a state of income than a state of mind.
Now that we are cool, he said, and regret that we hurt each other, I am not sorry that it happened.
Barry Manilow has gone from being the love of my life to being a friend for life.
Sometimes the person who is the most logical is the person whom we call insane.
Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.
Books can only reveal us to ourselves, and as often as they do us this service we lay them aside.
I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse.
If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.
I think The Big Picture was such a huge shift from my second record.
I don't want my kids going through what I went through - police stopping you, searching you and all that malarkey.
It's easy in music to tell what's good. It's hard to tell what's bad.
People are surprised to find out that an awful lot of people think that they're idiots.
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Marriage is a good deal like a circus: there is not as much in it as is represented in the advertising.
The grandeur and strength or our people and democracy are as big as a forest.
The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so.
Ours is a colourful and diversified world. It is also a complex one.