Random Quotes

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't.

Blaise Pascal French Philosopher

There's no hope of me becoming completely relaxed on stage. If I did, I'd sit down and doze off.

Robert Smith English Musician

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

Steven Wright American Comedian

I think it's unfair, but they have the right as fallible, screwed-up humans to be unfair; that's the human condition.

Albert Ellis American Psychologist

I literally paid my way through the University of Texas with my umpiring.

Jim Evans American Athlete

The more lawyers there are, the more people are out there to encourage others not to go to law school.

David E. Kelley American Producer

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

Gail Sheehy American Writer

I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

Demetri Martin American Comedian

Confession is always weakness. The grave soul keeps its own secrets, and takes its own punishment in silence.

Dorothy Dix American Journalist

Even if one tree falls down it wouldn't affect the entire forest.

Chen Shui-bian Statesman

The pride people take in their work transcends to their homes, their education, families and communities.

Leonard Boswell American Politician

Michael Moore, whether you like him or hate him, has done something very important.

John Sayles American Director

Why four great powers should fight over Serbia no fellow can understand.

John Burns English Activist

I feel that it's the music, not anything else, that matters.

Brandon Cruz American Actor

We have the hardest working people in the world, the most adaptable and the most congenial to employ.

Gloria Macapagal Arroyo Filipino Statesman

The thing I do, really, is a communication with audiences more than any achievement through records.

Richard Thompson British Musician

I wouldn't say pop stars hit on me - that's just stuff the papers make up.

Cat Deeley English Celebrity

There are a lot of homes for boys, but very few for girls, that is why I chose to do for girls.

Miriam Makeba South African Musician

The early American arrived at a land of which he knew nothing.

Francis Parker Yockey American Writer

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.

Peter Sellers Actor