Random Quotes

It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.

Sam Kinison American Comedian

The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them.

Agnes Repplier American Writer

Smiles, tears, of all my life! - and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning English Poet

Yesterday is a cancelled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note.

Hank Stram American Athlete

For a writer, life is always too short to write. I will just try my best during what remains of my life.

Cao Yu Chinese Playwright

The English approach to ideas is not to kill them, but to let them die of neglect.

Jeremy Paxman British Journalist

I come from a very non-accepting family, but I'm very accepting.

Katy Perry American Musician

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven.

Robert Downey, Jr. American Actor

When a system is stable, telling the worker about mistakes is only tampering.

W. Edwards Deming American Scientist

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

Mitch Hedberg American Comedian

The problem is we moved to LA... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican.

Trey Parker American Artist

It draws you in and creates pictures, so what I do is almost like a talking story book.

Slick Rick American Musician

But I like not these great success of yours; for I know how jealous are the gods.

Herodotus Greek Historian

The freer that women become, the freer men will be. Because when you enslave someone, you are enslaved.

Louise Berliawsky Nevelson American Sculptor

There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature.

Lawrence Durrell British Writer

I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework.

Vanna White American Celebrity

Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion.

C. Northcote Parkinson British Historian

Noah and his family were the only loyal and obedient subjects to the legal power: they alone were saved.

Orson Pratt American Theologian

I was painfully initiated into boxing, because the guys I fought were a lot bigger than me.

Sugar Ray Leonard American Athlete

The whole order of things is as outrageous as any miracle which could presume to violate it.

Gilbert K. Chesterton English Writer