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I would just stand there puzzled, then realize this would be a great place to make a show.

Tommy Tune American Dancer

My NFL pension can barely pay my son's tuition. You know, it's very little money.

O. J. Simpson American Athlete

Unless some misfortune has made it impossible, everyone can have good posture.

Loretta Young American Actress

If thou art a man, admire those who attempt great things, even though they fail.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca Roman Statesman

I've been around the block a lot and I've had a merry trail for 55 years.

Jerry Stiller American Comedian

When I am totally race fit, I don't worry about breathing or technique - they take care of themselves.

Frank Shorter American Athlete

I wish I could believe that one person could make a difference.

Tracey Ullman British Comedian

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

Larry David American Actor

Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think.

Dale Carnegie American Writer

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

Lao Tzu Chinese Philosopher

I found that the body, mind and spirit are all connected. They are not separate pieces.

Judith Light American Actress

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

Bob Newhart American Comedian

I think a bishop who doesn't give offence to anyone is probably not a good bishop.

James Thomson Scottish Musician

Writing was like digging coal. I sweat blood. The spell is on me.

Zane Grey American Author

I have a bronze statue of myself, naked. I have these really big curls and water comes out of every curl. It's hot.

Macy Gray American Musician

The high destiny of the individual is to serve rather than to rule.

Albert Einstein German Physicist

Man never legislates, but destinies and accidents, happening in all sorts of ways, legislate in all sorts of ways.

Plato Greek Philosopher

You have to wait six months to purchase a fuel efficient automobile made from overseas.

Ed Markey American Politician

I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

Steven Wright American Comedian

We want to encourage those who are able to work, no question.

Gerhard Schroder German Statesman