"A lot of times when I sit down with the other comics and try to talk theory, they say I'm being too serious." Joel Hodgson  American Entertainer

Today is May 30

"Hard work makes easy reading or, at least, easier reading." M. H. Abrams
"Sandler's always good. Tom Hanks gave me some good advice." Jimmy Fallon
"It's not a democracy here, it's the Middle East." Silvan Shalom